Conduct an entire conversation using only SQL syntax.

The market demands a response!
And who am I to defy the market?
A communist? not me. no sir!

You know what would be awesome? If during holidays Google would change the icon of their street view man into something representative of the holiday. Like today he could be a leprechaun. Wait... they did what now? Dammit!

What we need is a disguise that will effectively protect you from being recognized by someone you're trying to avoid, but be subtle enough that you don't draw attention to yourself.
I suggest parting your hair on the opposite side.

I want my favorite TV show to focus on more in-show product placement!
No, wait...
I want them to focus on making the show as good as it possibly can be!